For those in need of literary ego boost — a program that analyzes your writing and tells you which famous writer’s work it most resembles.
If you wanted this comparison to make you feel really great about your work, whose would you like it to resemble?
(For me, no one really.) I love many writers, but the whole point is to develop your own voice, not to sound like someone else.
(Oh, OK, I’d take Balzac.)